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class MrError(Hacker):
def __init__(self):
self.name = "Mr. Error"
self.pronouns = ["he", "him", "root"]
self.location = "127.0.0.1"
self.focus = ["Automation", "Security", "Breaking Things"]
self.languages = ["Python π", "Bash π", "JavaScript β‘"]
self.os = "Arch, btw"
self.editor = "vim (and I'll die on this hill)"
self.coffee_cups = float("inf")
self.sleep = None # deprecated
def current_status(self):
return "Turning coffee into code and bugs into features"
def life_motto(self):
return "It's not a bug. It's an undocumented feature. π₯"
me = MrError()
print(me.life_motto())
# Output: It's not a bug. It's an undocumented feature. π₯[00:03] MrError@localhost:~$ vim script.py # Everyone else is sleeping
[01:47] MrError@localhost:~$ python exploit.py # "Educational purposes"
[02:13] MrError@localhost:~$ git commit -m "fix" # Changed one variable
[03:55] MrError@localhost:~$ curl ifconfig.me # Still me
[04:20] MrError@localhost:~$ sudo rm -rf regrets/ # No such file or directory
[05:01] MrError@localhost:~$ cat motivation.txt # File is empty. Coffee filled it.
[??:??] MrError@localhost:~$ β # Still going...βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
β β
β "First, solve the problem. Then, write the β
β code. Then break it again for fun." β
β β Me β
β β
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